Jeez, Denise, It Looks Like You Did a TwoFer

Well, it turns out that actress Denise Richards, in her pique of anger at some Paparazzi, actually whacked two older women with falling laptops as they were watching the filming of a movie. The second one was 91 forgawdsake. Most of us couldn't hit two old ladies in one shot if we tried; not that I'm suggesting that this was a particularly athletic thing to do, nor that anyone should try it. There is enough elder abuse in the world.

Well, no one said being on set is without hazards.

Both ladies declined to prosecute.

Hopefully they'll at least get free passes to the opening.